Last Sunday Kelly wasn't able to make it to church, so I had to brave the kids (Bronson) by myself. Surprisingly he was so mellow and good. He even fell asleep while I was holding him the first hour...then I felt something warm spreading over my lap and soaking into my tights (and he'd already gone pee TWICE since we'd been there!). So, I lean over to Logan and tell her to keep an eye on the girls while we run home to change.
So we're back to church in clean clothes and I'm teaching Kelly's lesson...it all goes pretty well. I leave his class in the hands of others and head to teach my Young Women lesson. About twenty minutes before class is over Maika's teacher brings her to me and says she's not feeling good. There are tears in Maika's eyes, so I believe her:) I have her sit with us while I finish up my lesson. Done. During the closing prayer I hear curious noises and open my eyes to find Maika throwing up. Crap! I cut the prayer off and tell my 16 year old girls to leave (I don't know how teenage girls will react to throw-up and don't want a Barf-O-Rama started). Another teacher brings me stacks of paper towels and the garbage can. We strip Maika down and Rochelle lets her wear the extra shirt she's wearing. After we get things cleaned up, I leave to go find the other kids and get the car to drive to the other side of the building where Maika is waiting so we can make a sneak get-away.
Needless, to say I had had Bodily Fluids Overload. I was happy to be home where Maika could continue to throw-up in the toilets:)
Logan was another story. Her words when I finally found her crouching in my closet playing her DS? "What?! I'm deathly afraid of throw-up! I don't want to be anywhere around Maika!" Me? "Get out of my freaking closet!"
Like the title says, it's pretty funny now.
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Hi Aundrea! Hilarious post - I love the closet part with Logan. :)
LOL -- I'm sorry. That sounds like an absolute nightmare!!
Wow, that was quite the Sunday you had. It's amazing what we go through sometimes as moms.
I must not be getting your update notices on google reader...this is the first post I've seen in awhile. You never told me this lovely story, I think I would have given up after the pee incident and just stayed home.
It's pretty funny when you become a Mom you develop a certain immunity to "gross out" to your child's bodily fluids.
That's hilarious! I am so sorry though ;)
The joys of being a mother! Love it! Logan must be related to me because I don't do bodily fluids well either. Bless You!
This made me laugh so hard!!! But only because it wasn't ME getting peed and puked on! You handled it better than I would have :)
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